I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Dignity is for republicans.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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