I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
So much rum. So many feels.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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