Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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