I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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