Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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