I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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