haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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