fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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