Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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