so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
