i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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