is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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