His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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