Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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