doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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