If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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