Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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