so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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