After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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