i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
and she was petting her beer can
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Everclear isn't food dammit
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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