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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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