i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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