Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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