none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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