But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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