I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
