i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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