Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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