this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Operation Purity has been aborted
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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