I'd wear matching sweaters with you
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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