girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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