So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my sisters under your porch take her home
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We had sex on a dog bed..
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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