R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wish i was in the wii world.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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