she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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