considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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