Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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