she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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