OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
no, he came in my armpit
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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