lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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