1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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