I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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