Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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