This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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