I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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