I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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