Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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