I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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