MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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