i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I have peed in a lot of sinks
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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