What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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