Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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