I don't think brook has ever known best
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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