soooo we both peed the bed last night...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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