its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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