Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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