the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Houston, we have a squirter
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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